Quantum Coffee Breaks

Quantum Coffee Breaks

Breaking News! Coffee is ... GOOD FOR YOU! In fact, coffee makes you LIVE LONGER! WOOT!

Trippy Caffeine, Dude!

How much more scientific can you get than ... CBC Health News - THE World Leader in Healthy Living! And even in the New England Journal of Medicine, no less, COFFEE IS GOOD FOR YOU!

The PERFECT cup of coffee, Mac Style!

"Compared with men who did not drink coffee, those who drank six or more cups a day had a 10 per cent lower risk of death" and "There continues to be no good evidence that coffee drinking is harmful in really any way" 

Proof positive of a healthy Canadian lifestyle is the new Death Star sized cups at Tim Hortons! A double-double now means double the size of the cup, double your lifespan! Their new catch phrase will be:

Coffee good.

More coffee,

More gooder!

Forget your greens, your proteins, your grains, your veggies, your vitamins and your fruits! Useless. Not a single molecule of caffeine in ANY of them!

So go find that 24 hour Tim Hortons and start your healthy new lifestyle right now! You don't need to be Einstein to figure this one out!

Dark Matter? Nope, Dark Roast!

Oh yeah, go see The Avengers. You won't be Thorry. But remember to keep it a Loki affair. Besides, it explains Einstein's Special and General Thor-ies of Relativity! Getting Fury-ous yet?