QUANTUM BOG!
And it just gets better and better, day after day! Coffee drinkers now LIVE LONGER! Make that a double-double lifespan, please!
"Coffee Drinkers Live Longer, Big Study Finds"
"One of life's simple pleasures just got a little sweeter. After years of waffling research on coffee and health, even some fear that java might raise the risk of heart disease, a big study finds the opposite: Coffee drinkers are a little more likely to live longer. Regular or decaf doesn't matter....Coffee drinkers were less likely to die from heart or respiratory disease, stroke, diabetes, injuries, accidents or infections.....Other research ties coffee drinking to lower levels of markers for inflammation and insulin resistance".
So, extrapolating, if I drink enough coffee, then I will become .... A TIME LORD! Take it one step further and design my own Doctor Who Coffee Mug! Cool idea!
But even a Time Lord needs help sometimes. Amazing article about the actual amount of water on this planet. Truly Awesome Picture Perfectly Shows How Little Water There Is On Earth
So,what this ACTUALLY means is that this shows HOW LITTLE COFFEE THERE IS ON EARTH! We don't need James Cameron mining asteroids or making movies! NO - we need him capturing comets and delivering water to Tim Horton's!!!
THAT WATER DROP SHOULD BE OVER
Only Canadians have the imagination and technology to use water as housing (igloos), Weapons of Mass Destruction (snowballs), lethal sport (curling), beverages of both hot and cold persuasion (Tim Hortons) and as a movie (Titanic). Canada IS a World Water Super Power!
Drink Coffee! Live Longer!
Rule the World! Become a Time Lord!
Flash Rosenberg wrote that, "I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee."
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